That Fateful Day

Yes, but the deviled egg also makes you fart a hell of alot my friend, so don't be fooled by your tasty yet deadly mixture of splendid eggsaronious and make believe paprika, for my brother you may end up in pure agony.
The Potty shall have no pity when it hears your screams for release from the very Egg that brought you to your End.
If you make it through this , you shall be the bravest of the brave for surviving an eggsaronious attack.
But always remember that, that same Egg that brought your taste buds some sort of "devilish" pleasure, you must never again surrender to it's morsel of deceit....for in that fateful day if you shall fall prey to the Egg.....it may be hours or minutes, but it will return.......and your screams will be heard throughout..................THE EGG