Will You Ever Forgive Me ?

Dear Blog,
What can I say? How will I convince you of my repentance, my disowning you in such a fashion.... when it was you who listened to me, who heard my cries in the night, my desperate writings from my inner chambers. You listened to my words of regret and sorrow and others of joy unbounded...how shall you ever forgive me?
My dear brother wrote me of your sorrows, of the ridicule you have withstood, that shall be no more.
Other Blogs will be swallowed by their own hate, they shall laugh no more, for you will become the most powerful Blog of all. We have returned to save you from this ever impending fate.
You will have the finest things that there is to desire.
You will live in mansions on Sunset Blogivard.
And you shall be served the finest wines and served the tastiest dishes by your own personal servant Blogdavius
As we speak we are arranging a personal jet to fly you and three of your friends to any destination of your choice.
Included later will be front row seats to the next Def Leppard Concert where it will be arranged for you to sing "Pour some sugar on me" with the band. And after you'll be rushed backstage "VIP".
I hope this will make up for all of your heartache and sorrow after being neglected for so long.
Dear Blog how I love you so.
If I ever were to abandon you again,then I shall demand that my body be thrown off the highest cliff and burst into a million bloody pieces.
~Gina